April: Food & Asses Collide
April is one hell of a month for all you naughty folks!
The first major sex holiday is April 14th: Cake & Cunnilingus Day! Just a month after Steak & BJ Day, Cake & Cunnilingus Day aims to balance the scales, because why do cocks get to have all the fun!?! We’re not saying one is better than the other, we’re just saying that the kitty deserve a little fun love too! April 14th is the day to buy some cake, present your partner with that cake and let them eat it while you eat them out! Don’t worry, you can have a little cake too!
The next great holiday in April is April 16th: National Horny Day! Many magazines (Vanity Fair) and sexperts have claimed that society is going through a Horniness Revolution and this day is just a way to make the revolution a reality. On this day it is said that any horny member of society can ask anyone else (hopefully respectfully) for any sexual content (nudes, vids, etc) and/or actions!! This is the day that every horndog waits for all year long because they can unleash the horny beast from within and let it run rampant for 24 hours!!
The next big holiday is April 18th: Anal Sex Day! Originating from comedian Jim Jeffries, this day aims to bring light to the fact that variety is the spice of life, especially in the bedroom. Jeffries, in a comedy special, stated that girls should ONLY have anal sex but we are not saying thats true. To us, this day is a way to explore the world of anal sex, advance your anal knowledge and skills, or at least discuss it with your partner. If you are new to/afraid of anal sex there are plenty of resources out there that can help ease your mind and open you up to the benefits (mainly sensory) of anal sex. Celebrate the day however you see fit but most of all, enjoy yourself.
And last but not least, we have April 24th: Lingerie Day! Lingerie day is a great day to get yourself or your partner something nice and sport it around! If you are a little craftier than most you can make your own ‘slutty’ underwear! April 24th doesn’t have to involve another person, although it’d be more fun if there was. Go out and buy or make yourself some lingerie and feel more confident, surprise your partner or just walk around knowing you are sexy! However you choose to celebrate, have fun!
Enjoy your sexy holidays and be safe in all that you do!
- Try a new toy!! Whether you already have a large toy selection or you have never used a toy before in the bedroom, a new toy can be that new and exciting thing to reignite that passion and excitement. Try April’s Featured Toys