“On the first day of Christmas, my true love came on me, a dirty birdy on her bare knees. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two romantic hugs and a vibrator for me.” Let go of the holiday shopping chaos and enjoy some alone time with your significant other, or other(s)! Let’s have some fun and look at some of the best sex positions to enjoy this holiday season!
- Missionary: Christ was on his mission, and you should be too. Missionary is a classic sex position that puts the focus on her, while she focuses on you.
- Cowgirl: Definitely one of many women’s all-time favorite positions! Let her take control and allow your partner to mount you, straddle your hips, and insert your penis from an upright position. She can then ride your cock like a cowgirl riding a bull!
- Reverse Cowgirl: Arguably the man’s all-time favorite, watch that booty bounce and get a full view of her ass and pussy. And, if you have any of our high-quality sex toys this is the perfect time to play while she least expects it!
- The Yab-Yum: The man sits on the bed or the floor, and the woman will straddle his hips facing him, allowing him to enter her from the front. It’s kind of like facing each other while sharing your presents, except this time, you’re not giving gifts—you’re just giving it to her!
- The Cross: The man lies on his side, and she lies on her back, with her torso at a 90-degree angle to your torso, with both of her legs draped over your hips, and her ass exposed to the front of your pelvis. Thrust forward, and enter her with your hips against the back of her thighs. Jesus will be proud of the sacrifice that both of you made to reach the ultimate climax on his birthday.
- Woman On Top: Similar to cowgirl, the woman climbs on top of you but lies chest to chest. It puts her in full control, and allows you to enjoy the talents she has to offer.
- Sit on the Throne: Sit on Bad Santa’s throne and have her stand with her back facing you, slowly lowering into a seated position on your lap, inserting your hard cock as she does so. She will have ultimate control while you enjoy the gifts she has to offer.
- The Standing Ovation: Lay her down on the bed, place a soft pillow behind her back for leverage, and walk up to her in a standing position to experience deep penetration and intimacy. You will have the ability to target her G-spot more effectively.
- Doggy (or Reindeer) Style: The infamous rear-entry sex position with the ultimate control for the man, and it offers great g-spot stimulation and deep penetration.
- Riding the North Face: Why visit the North Pole, when you can visit the North Face? Women love this oral sex position, it gives her ultimate pressure control while the man enjoys his Christmas Dessert.
- Beep-Beep: is a rear-entry, standing sex position. The woman lays down with her ass up on the bed, while the man inserts her from behind. It is an elevated doggy-style position.
- Packing the Suitcase: Packing and traveling for the holidays can be burdensome, but not in this scenario! Packing the Suitcase is an intimate sex position with very deep penetration that is used at the edge of the bed. With the man entering from the front, both of her legs are straddled over his shoulder, giving him ultimate leverage and maximizing penetration.
The staff at Dick and Jane’s hope you have a wonderful, safe, and exciting Christmas with your intimate partner, and if these sex positions aren’t enough, be sure to check out the best sex toys and sexy stocking stuffers for this Christmas season!