March may be home to Fat Tuesday, Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day but we are more excited about a few others.

Our first holiday is National Threesome Day on March 3rd! This is a great day to open your relationship to new avenues or go out and meet some strangers to have some fun with. Threesomes have many benefits, the primary being that it can be empowering for you and your partner (when in the right mindset). Having a threesome with your partner can be a liberating and exciting moment in any relationship and it will be a new way to satisfy your needs while being in control of the situation. Relationships aside, threesomes are just plain fun! Who doesn’t want a little extra help and a little more body to have fun with! Take advantage of this great day and explore you and your partners sexuality in a fun and exciting way on March 3rd.

Our second holiday is more in line with Fat Tuesday, Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day as it has to do with overindulging. We are talking about March 14th, aka Steak and Blowjob Day! This day originated as a way for men to respond to Valentines Day being ‘all about women’. Regardless of the reason why it began, we think it is a great idea! The premise is that the female is supposed to cook their partner a steak and then give them a nice blowjob. It is up to you whether you eat the steak while you get fellatio or not but either way it will sure be enjoyable. Now some of you might be thinking this is problematic and maybe heteronormative but lower your arms because Cake and Cunnilingus Day is just a month away!

Enjoy your sexy holidays and be safe in all that you do!