Hey, there Naughty folks! May is here and it’s time to celebrate some of the most exciting and risqué holidays of the year. That’s right, it’s Masturbation Month and we’re all about it here at Dick and Janes Naughty Spot!

Did you know that Masturbation Month was originally dedicated back in 1995 by the one and only Surgeon General, Joyce Elders? She was fired for suggesting that masturbation be included in the sexual education curriculum. But we say, hell yes to self-love! Masturbation is natural, healthy, and free. It’s a great way to get to know your body and all of its sexual responses.

So why not take some time this month to explore yourself and all of the benefits that come with it? Masturbation can help reduce stress, improve cardio, and increase sexual awareness, just to name a few.

But that’s not all, May 5th is Make Out Day and May 8th is Outdoor Intercourse Day. So get ready to pucker up and find someone to smush lips and slap tongues with on May 5th. Whether it’s your partner or a random person, let loose and rekindle that passion you had when you first made out.

And on May 8th, it’s time to take it outside! Find a secluded spot (or not, if you’re into that) and get it on in the great outdoors. It’s a thrilling experience that will leave you feeling alive and invigorated.

So let’s make this May a month to remember! Learn to love your body and have some fun with others. At Dick and Janes Naughty Spot, we’ve got everything you need to make this month one for the books. So what are you waiting for? Let’s get naughty!